Two men in white coats made India lose a test match against a team of 11 crooks who call themselves the champions! However its not absolutely correct to blame the 2 white coats alone – we could not even stand there for a couple of sessions with 8 wickets in hand (2 were already stolen, one each by the white coats and the foul playing crooks) and we should be worried about that.. Being a good captain, Kumble accepted this sorry truth! But what makes one feel angry is the fact that clarke has even got the courage to come on tv claiming that he took Sourav’s catch cleanly and defending the white coats as well!

In the middle of all this mayhem, Sachin scored his record 38th ton and is now just 421 runs behind Lara and the SCG audience applauded his innings by putting up a lovely placard – “Commit all your crimes when Sachin is batting. They will go unnoticed because even the Lord is watching.”